MITSUBA $MITSU
cute green error screen for your portfolio
405: Feelings Not Allowed
You clicked buy. The UI smiled. The chart didn’t. MITSUBA turns your portfolio into a soft green “it’s fine” screen.
Contract:
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◆ MITSUBA 405 GIRL ◆ green, cute, error ◆ repeat to cope ◆ MITSUBA 405 GIRL ◆ green, cute, error ◆ repeat to cope ◆
How the “405” works
Scan your mood, not the market. The interface simulates a diagnostics sweep, then answers with a single vibe: “Proceed?”
Vibe Grid
Tiny nodes ripple from your cursor. If it sparkles, you’re probably fading the top.
Soft Fail
Buttons animate like everything is okay. It rarely is, but it’s adorable.
Cope Slider
Slide to increase confidence with no additional information added. Peak DeFi UX.